性爱是遗传的。如果你父母从来没有过，那你也不会有的。
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden
在花园里造成麻烦的不是树上的苹果，而是那双在地上的脚。
墨菲爱情定理二
Before you find your handsome prince,you've got to kiss a lot of frogs
在发现你的英俊王子之前，你已经吻过了无数只青蛙。 There may be some things better than sex,and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it 有些东西可能比性爱好，有些东西可能比性爱差，但没有一样东西是像性爱那样的。
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program,we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon
如果把用在研究女人胸部的精力放在航天计划上的话，我们或许已经在月球上练摊儿了。
Love is a matter of chemistry,sex is a matter of physics 爱是化学反应，性是物理反应。
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have
loved at all
爱过了，失去了，好过爱也没爱过。
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man,the women he couldn't
女人永远不会忘了那个她曾经可以拥有的男人；男人永远不会忘了那个他没可能拥有的女人。 It is better to be looked over than overlooked 匆匆一瞥好过目中无人。 Don't do it if you can't keep it up 不能继续下去的话，最好还是别做。
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another 爱，是一种错觉，让你认为某个女人不同于另一个。 If you're heart is broken,sweep up the pieces. There will always be someone who will want to put it back together
如果你的心碎了，把碎片收拾起来。这世上总会有人想要把它补好。 墨菲爱情定理 三
Love and high-school must NEVER go together 爱和高中永远也走不到一起。
Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed
如果一个女人表现出因为你长得太性感以至于控制不住把你往床上拽得话，别信她。
The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time
打开女人心的钥匙是在一个意想不到的时间送上份意想不到的礼物。
The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women 有两件事没一个男人能搞明白：女人，和是什么让所有男人在女人面前变得绝对愚蠢。
The man shalt not win the argument he started The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start If a man won an argument,it was just in his head 男人挑起的争论，他赢不了。不是他挑起的，他也赢不了。如果他赢了，那只有他这么认为。
Before falling in love do take your backup,it always helps in recovery
在坠入爱河之前请备份，有助于伤后恢复。
Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions
爱有了所有的答案。只是后来，性又带来些有意思的问题。
Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure 期待占据了快乐的98%。 Marriage is the greatest leveler 婚姻是最伟大的平均主义者。
If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls,you'll always pick the wrong one
如果你准备结束脚踩两只船的状况，基本上你抽回了那只不该抽的脚。 墨菲爱情定理 四
If it seems perfect today,tomorrow it will end 如果今天看上去完美的话，明天将是终结。 Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind,but not your neighbors
别在你的后花园做爱。爱是盲目的，你的邻居不是。 Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener 爱是盲目的，婚姻就是撑起眼皮的小棍儿。
Your best friend stop being your best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her 在一个美女走过来而你和你最要好的朋友都被她迷住的一刹那，你最要好的朋友不是你最要好的朋友了。 Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention,and they cost a lot of money.
Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along
女人像游艇：需要定期的维护和关注，而且花费很高。 男人像公共汽车：下一班迟早会来。
Romance is when common sense flies out of the window 浪漫就是常识从窗口飞出去了。
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed
眼里的美貌与肚子里的佳酿成正比。
Any \answer is not logical
任何‘为什么’的问题都没有答案，如果有的话，答案也不合乎逻辑。
If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it
如果你爱一个人，让他走。如果他没回来，他不值得你去爱。
To get your significant other you need: Time. Money and Energy.
The sum of the three is constant.
If you are short of one of them,you need quite a lot of the remaining two.