怪物史莱克3 I can't! Onward, Ohauncey! I am the rightful King of Far Far Away. To the highest room of the tallest tower... And I promise you this, Mother... ...where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Oharming! ...I will restore dignity to my throne. This is worse than \And this time, Me, too. no one will stand in my way. Whoa there, Ohauncey! Good morning. Hark! The brave Prince Oharming approacheth. Good morning. Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you... Morning breath. ...then take my place as rightful king. I know. Isn't it wonderful? What did she say? Good morning, good morning It's Shrek! The sun is shining through Whoo, Shrek, yeah! Good morning, good morning To you Prepare, foul beast... And you! And you! ...to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar! They grow up so fast. Happy birthday to thee Happy birthday to thee Not fast enough. Do you mind? You'll be filling in for the King and Queen. Do you mind? Boring! Several functions require your attendance, sir. Prepare, foul beast... Great! Let's get started. Someday you'll be sorry. Oome on, lazybones. Time to get moving! We already are! You need to get a pair ofjammies. Mommy... I got some sleep and I needed it Not a lot, just a little bit You're right. I can't let this happen. Someone's always trying to keep me from it It's a crying shame 原声英语 www.ispeaken.com
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怪物史莱克3 It's a royal pain in the neck I knight thee. If you're filling in for a king, you should look like one. Oan somebody come in and work on Shrek? I will see what I can do. Yeah, wow. Is this really necessary? Quite necessary, Fiona. - I'm Shrek, you twit. - Whatever. This isn't a rehearsal, peoples. Let's see some hustle! Smiles, everyone! Smiles! I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. I'm sorry, but can you just try to grin and bear it? It's just until Dad gets better. Shrek? You look handsome. Oome here, you. My butt is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit. Hey, you! Oome here. What's your name? Fiddlesworth, sir. Perfect. Ladies and gentlemen... ...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek! Ahh! You've got it. A little to the left. That's it! That's good. Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! You're on it. Shrek! My eye! What are you doing? Fiona! - Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. Shrimp! My favorite! - That's it! We're leaving! - Oalm down. Oalm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre. I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be. I think that went well. Donkey! Oome on, Shrek! Some people just don't understand boundaries. Just think. A couple more days and we'll be back home... ...in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus... ...and filled with the stench of mud and neglect. You had me at \ And, um... maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor. 2
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怪物史莱克3 That's right, the swamp rats will be spawning. But your love for Shrek has... Uh, no. ...taught me much. What I'm thinking of is a little bigger than a swamp rat. My dear boy... Donkey? ...I am proud to call you my son. No, Shrek. What if, theoretically... And I'm proud to call you my frog... ...they were little ogre feet? ...King dad-in-law. Honey, let's be rational about this. Now there is a matter of business to attend to. Have you seen a baby lately? The Frog King... is dead. They just eat and poop, and they cry... Put your hat back on, fool. ...then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry. Shrek... Now, imagine an ogre baby. ...please come hither. They extra-cry and they extra-poop. Yeah, Dad? Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family? This kingdom needs a new king. Right now, you're my family. You and Fiona are next in line for the throne. Somebody better be dying. Next in line. You see, Dad, that's why people love you. I'm dying. Even on your deathbed, you're still making jokes. Harold? Oome on, Dad. An ogre as king? Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian. That's not such a good idea. Of course, darling. There must be somebody else. Anybody! Fiona. Aside from you, there is only one remaining heir. Yes, Daddy? Really? Who is he, Dad? I know I made many mistakes with you. His name is... It's okay. ...is... 原声英语 www.ispeaken.com
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怪物史莱克3 What's his name? ...is... Daddy! His name is Arthur. Arthur? I know you'll do... ...what's right. Harold? Dad? Dad! Dad? Do your thing, man. When you were young and your heart Was an open book You used to say live and let live You know you did, you know you did You know you did But if this ever changing world In which we live in Makes you give in and cry Say live and let die Live and let die Hey, lady You, lady Cursing at your life You're a discontented mother And a regimented wife What does a prince have to do to get a drink here? Ah, Mabel! Why they call you an ugly stepsister, I'll never know. Where's Doris? Taking the night off? She's not welcome here, and neither are you. What do you want, Oharming? Not much. Just a chance at redemption. And a Fuzzy Navel. And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends! We're not your friends. You don't belong here. You're absolutely right, but, I mean, do any of us? Do a number on his face. Wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think. Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White, and what happened? Oh, what's it to you? They left you the unfairest of them all. Now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. How does that feel? Pretty unfair. And you! Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father. I hate that little wooden puppet. And Hook. Need I say more? - And you, Frumpypigskin! - Rumpelstiltskin. Where's that firstborn you were promised? Mabel. Remember how you couldn't get your little fat foot... ...into that tiny glass slipper? 4
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怪物史莱克3 Oinderella is in Far Far Away right now... ...eating bonbons, cavorting with every last fairy tale creature... ...that has ever done you wrong! Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. But there are two sides to every story... ...and our side has not been told! So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? Who wants their... ...\ This way, gents. It's out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life. As are you. And, uh, you. I don't know you, but I'd like to. I got to go! I don't wanna leave you either. But you know how Shrek is. The dude's lost without me. But don't worry. I'll send you airmail kisses every day! Be strong, babies. Ooco, Peanut, listen to your mama. Bananas, no roasting marshmallows on your sister's head. That's my special boy! Oome here, all of you! Give your daddy a big hug! Shrek? Maybe you should just stay and be King. Oome on. There's no way I could run a kingdom. That's why your cousin Arthur is a perfect choice. It's not that. You see... And if he gives me trouble, I always have persuasion and reason. Here's persuasion... and here's reason. Fiona... ...soon it's just going to be you, me... ...and our swamp. It's not going to be just you and me. All aboard! It will be. I promise. I love you. That's lovely. Bye-bye, babies! Shrek! - Wait! - What is it? I'm... I'm... I love you, too, honey! No! I said I'm... You're what? 5
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