Also the room at this moment is only about four steps wide. It's fake)
Matthew: (as Chandler) We don't like to have sex unless three hundred people can watch us.
Oprah: Okay, okay, great. (walking back, and towards Courteney who is in front of the big window.) This is it. It's small but... cosy... it's functional.
Jennifer: (enters through the door from the hallway) Hi guys. We're gonna take you. We live across the hall.
Oprah: (to Matthew and Courteney) This is nice. Thank you. This is good.
(they are now in the hallway)
Jennifer: You wanna see what happens when everybody runs up the stairs? Coming up frantically?
Oprah: Uh-huh! (they walk to the staircase) Jennifer: There's nothing there. Oprah: There's nothing there?
Jennifer: There's nothing there. See?
Oprah: Oh this is where they keep running up the stairs and... Jennifer: Yeah...
(we see Oprah running up the stairs, and there is only one step. The rest of the steps going down aren't there. Just the studio floor. The back wall again is just plain, unpainted wood.) Oprah: There's nothing there.
(they enter Joey and Rachel's apartment)
Jennifer: Oh here's where Joey lives. And Rachel. Oh there's Joey. (Matt is standing there, looking up) Matt: There's no ceiling.
Jennifer: There's no ceiling.
(Oprah looks up. We can see the big studio lights hanging there.) Matt: Did you know that? This is where we live. Come on in. A little foosball, probably the most famous foosball table in the world, right there.
Oprah: Yeah, it's probably in the Smithsonian. Matt: Yeah maybe, or at my house.
Oprah: At your house. (laughs) What do you think you guys are gonna take from the set? You think you actually end up taking some stuff? Matt: Uh, Matthew Perry'll probably take that (the foosball table) I'll take this. (the barcalounger) Oprah: You'll take the chair? Jennifer: Are you seriously? [we see a clip of Joey in the chair] Oprah: Yeah, would you really? Jennifer: Don't take that.
Matt: I'll probably get in trouble.
Oprah: (to Jennifer) What are you gonna take? Jennifer: Leave that.
Oprah: Are you taking anything?
Jennifer: I'm gonna take... I wanna take a blanket that used to be on the couch that I wanna take.
[we see a clip of Rachel sitting on Monica's sofa with the blanket over her legs.]
Matt: Oh, you're gonna take that? Jennifer: Yeah.
Matt: I already took it. Jennifer: You did?
Oprah: Oh what's back there? There's your bathroom?
Matt: Don't go in there. Don't go. Shut the door. I didn't clean up.
Jennifer: (to camera) It's fake.
[We see clips of the cast in all kinds of clothes:
Oprah's voice: Over the years, Friends has been known for its trendsetting hip style.
Oprah: (pointing at a sticker on the door) Let me shop and no-one gets hurt.
Oprah's voice: We couldn't leave without checking out the wardrobe department.]
Courteney: Stand in front of this mirror and tell me you never looked better in your life. (there are a couple of big mirrors in a half circle) Oprah: Oh yeah! Courteney: Right?
Oprah: Ah yeah, I'm feeling myself here.
Courteney: This is the feel-good mirror, right here.
Oprah: Real good. Oh, let me look at my butt. (she turns around) Oh-wow-wow, very nice! Very good. [time lapse]
Oprah: Do you get to decide at all, what you want to wear as the character?
Jennifer: Oh yeah.
Oprah: Does the character get to decide?
Jennifer: Yeah. The character definitely... I mean, they pull the most amazing clothes and you guys... it's just like you get to shop and to put clothes on. It's kind of fun.
Oprah: What is the little (?) bag over there? Oh my gosh, you've got all the stuff... O boy, this is a little Findy (? spelling?) thing over here, going on?
Oprah: Look at the men over there. Look at the guys. You guys have as much fun with the clothes stuff as the girls? Matthew: Well, no.
Matt: The dresses don't fit us quite as good, no.
[Clip in Central Perk, where Monica says: Do you realise this is probably the last time we're all gonna be here in the coffee house? Oprah's voice: The Friends say they've grown up on this set, and leaving the stage is like leaving home. They're even leaving a chef they lovingly call mom.] Oprah: Is this Inger? Jennifer: This is momma! Oprah: Oh, my goodness, Inger. Inger: Nice to meet you.
Oprah: Nice to meet you too. So you're the famous salad lady? Inger: Well, I kind of shake it up a little bit.
Oprah: And so you just ask for whatever you want and Inger gives it to you, is that it?
Matthew: Well, hopefully you know, on a good day, yeah. She's the greatest.
Inger: OH! Thanks!
Oprah: What's your specialty today? What'd you make today, Inger? Inger: I made eggs scrambled.
Matthew: Stop making up the accent, just talk like you were with the group.
THE END