Fiery jewel of Mumbai. Fiery火热的 jewel受珍视的人 Will you promise to stop pestering me? Pester纠缠 Chloroform 氯仿（麻醉剂） Jibber-jabber 废话
Jacuzzi极可意水流按摩浴缸（商标名称）
Discovered the principle of displacement. displacement排水量 Holy moly! 天啊！
For you text adventure aficionados. Aficionados爱好者(西语) Get plastered and blow the roof off this place. plastered醉的 Put spiced toast in their punch bowls. Punch bowls盛潘趣酒的大酒杯 We can stop at a CVS. CVS consumer value store一个连锁店 http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/user/home/home.jsp dibs 优先权
He made us all matching serapes. serape披肩 Beetlejuice 《哗鬼家族》一部喜剧片
4.18 The Prestidigitation Approximation
That doesn't mean you might not some day build a geegaw or a thingamabob that may get you a \you\
geegaw虚化而无价值的（指H的魔术）thingamabobo（口语）某人，某物 （喜欢S拿叉子指着自己的邪恶表情）
It's a childish trick designed to confuse and intrigue simpletons. simpletons傻子
黑桃spades 梅花clubs 红桃hearts 方片diamonds
hoodie帽衫
This deck is rigged in some fashion. deck一副纸牌 rigged作弊
Lieutenant Uhura uniform,(星际迷航中的人物)的制服（L要priya穿的）
http://www.google.com.hk/images?hl=zh-cn&lr=lang_zh-CN&safe=strict&rlz=1C1GPCK_enCN342CN343&q=uhura&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=677
I have some remedial magic tricks remedial补救的 That?s is axiomatic. axiomatic不证自明的
I have an eidetic memory. eidetic异常清晰的（S有高清图像记忆） I suggest you switch from briefs to boxers. briefs三角裤 boxers四角裤 Rats! 瞎扯!
Craigslist http://www.craigslist.org/about/sites Hey! Look at Leonard in his fancy-ass grownup clothes.
fancy-ass 不必要的夸张（不知道该怎么翻译合适,时间14.36） http://www.urbandictionary.com/上的解释
adj. Unnecessarily extravagant; fancy, with modifier ass usually used ironically for humorous effect to play down pretensions that might be associated with refering to the object's exorbitance, or to sarcastically refer to an object that is outmoded or of inferior quality.
Like a mannequin in the boys' department. mannequin人体模特 It really sneaks up on ya, huh? sneak up on渐渐出现 beefaroni and a show. Beefaroni= beef +|macaroni 牛肉通心粉 Bippity Boppity Boo (好听诶，以后念咒语可以用～～) why so glum, chum？chum好友 monkey business骗人的把戏
4.19 The Zarnecki Incursion
Why hast thou forsaken me, oh deity. 神啊，为什么抛弃我～（古英语）
They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armor, my wand of untainted power and all my gold. 附魔武器，邪恶角斗士盔甲，纯净力量之杖 They take my battle ostrich. ostrich鸵鸟
（我不懂魔兽，这要请魔兽的粉丝来解释了，是不是有什么隐含的意思和笑点） One was drummed off the force (求解释01.52) It?s time to cry havoc. havoc大破坏 Chamomile tea 甘菊花茶
Jeweled ostrich bridle 镶宝石的鸟缰绳
Stale pastry is hollow succor to a man who is bereft of ostrich. stale不新鲜的 succor帮助 bereft失去的 I have to tiptoe around his new girlfriend. tiptoe踮脚尖
You?re welcome to whip up a quick character and join us. Whip up 匆匆做 Culprit 罪犯 Cul-de-sac死胡同
I?m hell-bent on catching a cyber criminal. Hell-bent不顾一切 Fanny pack腰包
She?s kind of a Wheel savant. Savant专家
wild-eyed, cockamamie excuse 怒目而视的荒谬的借口 That?s uncanny. uncanny超人的 Bootylicious 身材姣好的
赞一下人人的翻译～～
Goodness gracious 我的亲娘七舅姥爷 The mighty Sheldor 谢耳朵大侠
4.21 The Agreement Dissection That?s moot now. moot 无效
32 ounce banana smoothie and 16 ounce bladder. Smoothie 沙冰bladder膀胱（暴饮暴食不像s的风格） The right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure. majeure不可抗力 My client does not waive reading of the charge. cleavage宣布放弃 Malice aforethought 恶意的预谋 Do so不可能0311 Schooled! 完败 0352
I cite addendum J. addendum附录 I got you the lamb kabob. Kabob烤肉串 They share a spice palette. Palette调料
Little cubes of charred meat that taste like sweat. Charred 烤焦的
Talking about rainbows, unicorns and menstrual cramps. Unicorn 独角兽 cramp痛性痉挛 We?ll probably be trashing Priya a little. Trash 抨击 Shotgun 0732 It?s talc. talc滑石粉
You are like a sexy toddler. Toddler 学步的小孩 You?ve had my sourdough bread. Sourdough 酵母
Cotillion 沙龙舞(19世纪流行的一种不断交换舞伴,穿插各种花样的轻快交谊舞) 3 women ask him to escort them to a dance soiree. Soiree晚会 Muy Caliente 热力四射(西班牙语)
My burps taste like cranberry juice. Burp打嗝 I?m giving him emphysema. emphysema肺气肿
What?s rattling around that big bulbous head of yours? Rattle使紧张 bulbous球形的 Priya has essentially nullified. nullified使无效
An interloper encroached on his territory. interloper入侵者 You are too literal. Literal 照字面意思
He would not meekly surrender to the rules. meekly温顺地 Who?s to say you shouldn?t dissect our brains? dissect解剖 Self-destruct sequence自毁程序 Marshmallow fluff棉花糖霜
Are you experiencing dehydration, headache and nausea and shame? dehydration脱水 nausea反胃 Tucked into my cleavage cleavage事业线（同周的desperate housewives 也有这个词） You kissed me and then vomited on and off for 40 minutes. Vomit 呕吐 They were out of menthols. menthol薄荷醇
4.24 The Roommate Transmogrification
I?ll have the Shepherd?s pie. Shepherd?s pie牧羊人派
Milk in the gravy, parmesan crust. gravy肉酱parmesan帕尔马干酪（一种意大利硬奶酪，常磨碎放在食品上）crust面包皮
A gas-filled Macy?s Day balloon. Macy 曼哈顿梅西百货
Leonard produces copious amounts of methane. copious丰富的 methane甲烷 I?ll have the sea bass. Bass鲈鱼
The girlfriend and ex-girlfriend bonding over your Rooty tooty stinky booty. 求解释00:47 Just a heads-up on the car window.车窗这句吐个槽（赞人人的翻译） lieutenant uhura（确实有点像priya） moron脑残（赞人人的翻译）
she is pretty feisty since they put her on hormone-replacement therapy. feisty活跃的 Paging dr. cutie pie. page（在公共传呼系统上）呼叫
Bernadette studies yeast, The organism responsible for Michelob lite. Michelob米什劳啤酒 lite淡的 Not unlike balancing a Faberge egg on a pixie stick. 游戏术语 求解释
Locate the spot where the scapula meets the acromion process. scapula肩胛骨 acromion肩峰 You mean the myofascial point. myofascial肌筋膜的
Like the 7th grade noogies. noogie [俚语](表示亲热、开玩笑等，用两根手指头)刮(或轻击)头(或脸) This is a form indemnifying me from your use of “leonard?s bedroom”. indemnify使免于受罚 Take a refresher course in CPR. CPR cardio pulmonary resuscitation 心肺复苏术 Arm your photon torpedoes every night. torpedo鱼雷
You?re gonna be a trophy husband for a rich wife. trophy husband花瓶老公 A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.(已成为我的减肥座右铭) Boilerplate. 陈词滥调（水壶和盘子） You get to pull the plug on him. Plug插头 Lanpel pin 翻领别针
FYI, part of you responsibilities as roommate pro tem. pro tem暂时地 No backsies 不能反悔
How much Leonard ?s been skating by all these years. skate敷衍 Origami napkin swans. Origami〈日〉折纸手工
I volunteered for the premature ejaculation project. premature ejaculation早泄 Krishna(印度教)克利须那神(penny真是全面呀)
It?s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.（名句）
Would you booze hounds please stop that infernal clinking. booze豪饮 hound猎犬