104 The One With George Stephanopoulos
Monica: Alright. Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs! 如果有一天我变得全能，我要世界和平，不再有饥饿，雨林不再遭受破坏，还有更大的胸部 [ɑ:m?n?p?t?nt]全能的，权力无限的
Ross: Yeah, see..you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd..make myself omnipotent forever. Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) \I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes.\“给我一个愿望，我就要更多的愿望” All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: Probably kill myself! Monica: ..Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live! Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..
Monica: How does she do that?
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place.
Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.
Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What whatwhat! ...Hi. Ross:It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again. 你只是又打瞌睡了 Monica: What's going on with you? Phoebe: I got no sleep last night! Ross: Why?
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are! 我祖母交了
一个新男友，他们俩在床上翻来覆去，还有耳聋?于是两人不断确定彼此是否尽，兴简直是吵死人了
Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Phoebe: Thanks.
Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time.
Joey: Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.他就是今天的寿星？瞧，冰球赛门票,骑兵队与企鹅队，今晚在花园球场 ，我们要带你去看 Chandler: Happy birthday, pal! Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross)
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago. Joey: So?
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? 一定是你们多了一张票，找不到人一起去看
Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. \我们不是悲观之人 Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth? Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember. Ross:Ohhh.
Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth?
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween..all the good costumes are gone? 万圣节的前十一天？所有的好服装都被抢走？
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first..consummated our physical relationship. Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. 今天是我第一次和卡萝?进行肉体接触?作爱，我不去看球赛了，我还是回家，想着我的前妻和她的爱人吧 [?kɑ:ns?me?t]圆房; 使完成; 使完美
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that! 去他的曲棍球，我们回去一起想吧 Chandler: C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, whaddya say,
big guy, Huh? Huh? Huh? 你，我和乔伊，冰人夜游怎样，大个儿 Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: (stops) I have no idea. Joey: C'mon, Ross!
Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? Chandler: You got it.
Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check!薪水Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me! 大家看，我的第一份薪水，看看这框框，上面有我的名字，是我
Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. 我记起拿到第一份薪水的那一天，矿场塌陷八人惨遭活埋cave（使）塌陷，倒塌，n洞穴 Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why? 不，我在黛莉冰淇淋工作，干嘛问？ Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally—not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. 真叫人兴奋，我赚来的,每天擦桌椅蒸牛奶,这真是太?不值得了,谁是FICA？,为何他拿走我所有的钱？钱德，你看 Chandler: (looking) Oh, this is not that bad. Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. Ross: You can totally, totally live on this. Monica: Yeah, yeah.
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight. 对了,优秀的服务员 All: Oh! Yeah!
Guys: Hockey! Leslie: Rachel? Rachel: Oh my God!.
Monica: I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. 我发誓我在动物园,也看
过这种场面
Rachel: What are you guys doing here? 什么风把你们吹来的？
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaandit's true! 我们到市区逛街,又听你妈你在这儿工作结果是真的
Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.瞧你的围裙,好像在演戏一般[?epr?n] 围裙; [航] 停机坪
Rachel: Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex. 我知道，我变成两倍大.[?du:pleks] 有两部分的
Rachel: So what's going on with you?
Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news..还有我们的话题 Phoebe: Look, look, I have elbows! 看，我有手腕
Chandler: ...Poulet passes it up to Leetch!
Joey:Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! 李奇看见纳斯有空档,一记妙传
Chandler: We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. 我们先暂停一下,纳斯正停下来看女鞋
Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- Sorry. Sorry. 那一夜卡萝穿着那种靴子,在我们的第一次...老实说她没脱下,因为我们?
Joey: What?
Ross: Peach pit. 桃核 Chandler: Yes, Bunny?
Ross: Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had- Joey: -Peaches?
Ross: Actually, nectarines, but basically... 事实上是蜜桃 [?n?kt??rin]
Chandler: (to Joey) Could've been a peach.
Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- -the bus stop... I'm fine.
Joey: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! What? Thought we were trying to find stuff. 那女人的臀部和卡萝的一样,什么？我以为我们在找东西
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt! 好了，你们快点跟我讲八卦, Kiki: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar! 最大的八卦,还是你在圣坛前抛下巴瑞[??lt?] 祭坛，圣坛
Joanne: Alright. Let's talk reality for a second. 好了，我们来谈点正经的 Rachel: Okay.
Joanne: When are you coming home? Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Joanne: C'mon, this is us. 拜托，我们是好姐妹
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job- Kiki: Waitressing?
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. 我不只是当女服务生,我...写下每日特餐,摘下瓶中枯死的花朵,有时老板还会让我,在饼干上涂上巧克力酱 [b'l?b?] 巧克力酱
Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? 瑞秋，和朋友聊得如何？想喝杯鸡尾酒吗？ Rachel: What's that?
Monica:Weeeell, it's rum, and-是郎姆酒,还有 Rachel: Okay.
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kindalike a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got