Yes. Shocking, I know.
是啊，没想到吧？
- Marty, right? - Marlin.
马提，对吧？ 马林
- Bob. - Ted.
我是巴伯 泰迪
Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish.
菲尔，你是一条小丑鱼
You're funny, right? Tell us a joke.
一定很会搞笑，说一个笑话吧
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Well, actually, that's a common misconception.
说一个冷笑话
其实这是误解 小丑鱼并没有特别会搞笑
Clownfish are no funnier than any other fish.
- Come on, clownie. - Do something funny.
少来了，小丑
All right, I know one joke.
说个笑话嘛
海底总动员 Finding Nemo 中英文剧本
好吧，说就说吧
There's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
有一只软体动物走到
He doesn't walk up, he swims up.
他不是用走的，是用游的
Actually, the mollusk isn't moving.
他哪儿也没去，他留在原地
He's in one place, and then the sea cucumber...
有一只海参 我搞混了
Well, they... I'm mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber.
有一只软体动物和一只海参
None of them were walking, so forget that l...
None of them were walking, so forget that l...
他们都不是用走的
Sheldon! Get out of Mr. Johannsen's yard now!
东东，别在强森先生身上乱跳
All right, you kids!
够了，小鬼头
Ooh, where'd you go?
你们跑到哪儿了？
Dad, can I go play, too? Can I?
海底总动员 Finding Nemo 中英文剧本
爸，我也能去玩吗？
I would feel better if you'd play on the sponge beds.
我只让你去跳海绵弹簧床
That's where I would play.
那儿比较安全
- What's wrong with his fin? - He looks funny.
他的鱼鳍怎么了？
Hey, what'd I do?
他长得好好笑哦
我做了什么？
Be nice. It's his first time at school.
他第一天上学，别欺负他
He was born with it. We call it his lucky fin.
这是天生的，这是他的幸运鳍
- Dad... - See this tentacle?
老爸
看到这根触角吗？ 这根比别的短
It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles...
but you can't really tell.
不过你看不出来 尤其是当我乱扭的时候
Especially when I twirl them like this.
I'm H-2-O intolerant.
海底总动员 Finding Nemo 中英文剧本
我对海水会过敏
I'm obnoxious.
我的脾气很坏
Let's name the zones, the zones, the zones
让我们认识大海 让我们为大海分区
Let's name the zones of the open sea
Mr. Ray!
雷老师
- Come on, Nemo. - You better stay with me.
来吧，尼莫
你最好跟着我
Mesopelagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic
中层区、娼海区、娼渊区 更娼的地方谁也不能去
All the rest are too deep for you and me to see
I wonder where my class has gone?
同学们都跑哪儿去啦？
We're under here!
我们在这儿
There you are.
原来你们在这儿
Climb aboard, explorers.
上来吧，小小探险家
海底总动员 Finding Nemo 中英文剧本
Oh, knowledge exploring
如果你想要探索知识 就要勇敢去亲身体验
Is, oh, so lyrical
When you think thoughts that are empirical
Dad, you can go now.
爸，你可以走了
- Hello. Who is this? - I'm Nemo.
这位小朋友是谁？
Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.
我是尼莫
新来的探险家 都要回答一个问题
- OK. - You live in what kind of home?
好啊
你住在什么地方？
An anemon-none.
我住在一个海 龟 葵
A nemenem-menome.
OK, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers.
好了，别勉强了
欢迎，小小探险家
Just so you know, he's got a little fin.
他的鱼鳍很小 所以游得比较慢
海底总动员 Finding Nemo 中英文剧本
I find if he's having trouble swimming...
I let him take a break, 10, 15 minutes.
多让他休息，十、十五分钟
Dad, it's time for you to go now.
爸，你该走了
Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group.
放心，我们都集体行动
OK, class, optical orbits up front.
同学们，专心看着前方
And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion...
记住哦 触角和鳍不要伸出车外
to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
Aw, man!
Aw, man!
尤其是你，吉米