我知道，如果科学家能够发现你们种族里你的另一个同类，如果你们两个想要一点隐私，我绝对乐意不碍你的事。
-Sheldon：Well, all right then. 那好吧。
-Penny：Sheldon, what are you doing? Sheldon你在这干嘛呢？
-Sheldon：Playing super Mario on a poorly coded Nintendo 64 emulator. coded：编码的 emulator：仿真器，仿真程序装置 在用糟糕代码编写的N64模拟程序里玩超级马里奥。 -Penny：Yeah, but why are you doing it on the stairs? 但你干嘛坐在楼梯上玩？
-Sheldon：I am a modern day Napoleon exiled to the Elba of the staircase because Leonard, get this, has a date.
Napoleon：拿破仑 exile：流放 Elba：厄尔巴导（拿破仑曾被流放到此岛）staircase：楼梯 我就是当代拿破仑，被驱逐到楼梯间的厄尔巴岛，因为莱纳德告诉我他要约会。 -Penny：Oh. well, good for him. 他动作真快嘛。
Yeah, but why are you sitting here? 但你为什么要坐这玩呢？
Why don't you just go to a movie or something? 你为什么不去看场电影或玩点别的？ -Sheldon：Alone? 自己去?
-Penny：Yeah, why not? 对啊，怎么了?
-Sheldon：What if I choke on my popcorn? Who will administer the heimlich maneuver?
choke：噎住 popcorn：爆米花 heimlich maneuver：哈姆立克急救法 maneuver：动作方法 如果我被爆米花噎住了，谁对我实施哈姆立克急救法。 -Penny：Well, then don't order popcorn. 别买爆米花不就行了。
-Sheldon：No popcorn at the mov... listen to yourself. 看电影不吃爆米花，听听你自己说的。 -Penny：Why don't you go to a coffee shop? 你为什么不去咖啡店呢？ -Sheldon：I don't drink coffee. 我不喝咖啡。
-Penny：They have other things. 还有别的可以点啊。
-Sheldon：What do they have? 有什么呢？
-Penny：I don't know. you know, cookies, pastries... cookies：饼干 pastry：油酥点心 很多啊，饼干啊，油酥点心啊? -Sheldon：Pastries such as bear claws?
claw：爪子
那种熊掌形状的油酥点心么？ -Penny：Yeah, sure. 对啊。
-Sheldon：I don't like bear claws. 我不喜欢熊掌。
-Leslie：Hey, penny. Dumbass. Dumbass：傻瓜 嗨，penny。傻蛋。 -Sheldon：Leslie winkle. Of all the overrated physicists in all the labs in all the world, Why does it have to be Leslie winkle? overrated：高估的 Leslie winkle，全世界这么多实验室里这么多被高估的物理学家，为什么偏偏就选中了Leslie winkle?
-Penny：Well, they have a lot in common. I mean, they're both scientists. in common：共有
因为他们有很多共同点啊，我是说他们都是科学家。
-Sheldon：Oh, please. The only way she could make a contribution to science would be if they resumed sending chimps into space.
make a contribution to：作出贡献 resume：重新取得 chimp：黑猩猩 拜托，如果他们要重新把猩猩送上太空，那就是她对科学唯一的贡献。 -Penny：Okay, well, I have a date, too, So I'll see ya. 好吧，我也有个约会，那就待会见。
-Sheldon：Everybody has a date. Even you, Mario, going after princess Peach. and what am I doing? I'm just enabling you.
go after：追逐，追求 princess：公主 enable：使能够
大家都有约会，就连你马里奥也在追碧奇公主，那我在干嘛？我只是在使唤你。 -Leslie：This is pretty orange chicken. 鸡肉不错。
-Leonard：Yeah, it's from chang's. 对啊，是陈记的。 -Leslie：Not chow's? 不是周记的？
-Leonard：no, chang's. 不是，是陈记的。
-Leslie：What happened to chow's? 周记出什么问题了？ -Leonard：It changed. 变了。
-Leslie：So, how many children do you think we should have? 你觉得我们应该要几个孩子？ I'm sorry. That was a little abrupt. abrupt：唐突的
抱歉，这个有点唐突了。
-Leonard：A little? 只是有点？
-Leslie：I mean, there are so many things to talk about before we discuss reproduction. reproduction：生殖，繁殖，生育
我是说我们有那么多事情可以说，干嘛要讨论繁殖问题。 -Leonard：I sure hope so. 我也希望是。
-Leslie：Besides shortness, What genetic weaknesses run in your family? genetic：遗传的 run in your family：世代相传 除了短小，你们家族还有什么基因缺陷？
-Sheldon：Sorry to interrupt. Battery's dying. continue. interrupt：打断 Battery：蓄电池 continue：继续 抱歉打扰了，电池要没电了，你们继续。
-Leonard：Uh, genetic weakness, right. Uh, there's the lactose intolerance. lactose intolerance：乳糖不耐症 lactose：乳糖 基因缺陷，对，有个乳糖不耐症。
-Sheldon：Don't forget the male-pattern baldness. baldness：光秃
别忘了说男性秃头。
When his uncles sit around the dinner table, they look like a half carton of eggs. carton：纸盒
他的叔叔们坐在餐桌旁的时候，看起来就像半盒鸡蛋摆在那。
-Leonard：Okay, yeah, my uncles are bald, but my aunt Edna is one of the hairiest women you'll ever meet, so... sweet lady. Always tickles when she hugs me. bald：秃头的 hairy：多毛发的 tickle：使发痒 hug：拥抱
好吧，我的叔叔们都是秃头，不过我的婶婶Edna是你将遇见的头发最多的女人之一，非常漂亮的女人，每次她抱我的时候都痒痒的。 What now? 又怎么了？
-Sheldon：I have to make pee-pee. pee-pee：[口]撒尿 我要撒尿尿。
-Leonard：Listen, I'm sorry about all of Sheldon's interruptions. interruption：打断
我很抱歉Sheldon的打扰。 He can be a bit of an eccentric. eccentric：古怪的 他总是有点怪怪的。
-Leslie：If by \passive-aggressive：消极攻击的 Texas：德克萨斯州 blowhole：通风孔 如果\怪怪的\是指消极攻击的东德州的风孔，那我倒同意。 -Leonard：I think tonight was a very good start. 我想今晚是一个很好的开始。
-Leslie：Me, too. Are you sure you're okay postponing intercourse until our relationship is past the
initial viability test?
postpone：推迟 intercourse：交往，性交 initial：最初的 viability：生育能力 我也觉得，你确定你可以推迟性交直到我们的关系度过了最初的可行性测试吗？ -Leonard：No, problem. I'm very skilled at postponing intercourse. 没问题，我非常擅长于推迟性交
I guess I'll call you and we'll arrange another evening. arrange：安排
我想我可以打电话给你，然后我们再安排另外一个约会。
-Leslie：Yes, I believe protocol dictates that you wait a minimum of 18 hours before you call so I'm not repulsed by your cloying eagerness.
protocol：协议 dictate：规定 minimum：最低限度 repulse：厌恶 cloying：使人腻烦的eagerness：急切
可以，我相信协议指出了你至少要等18个小时才能打电话给我，这样我才不会厌恶你的猴急。
-Leonard：Sure. 可以。
-Leslie：Again, it's your decision. you're the man. 再说一次，你自己决定，你是男人。
-Penny：It wasn't my cat. It was an experiment designed by this guy named Schroedinger. experiment：试验 Schroedinger：薛定谔（人名） 不是我的猫，是一个试验，一个薛定谔的人设计的。 -Man：From the Charlie Brown cartoons? cartoon：动画片
是查理·布朗动画片里面的[史努比动画片]？
-Penny：No, he was some kind of scientist. Let me start again. 不是，他是个科学家。我重新说一遍。 Oh, hey, Leonard. 嘿Leonard。 -Leonard：Hello. 你好。
-Penny：Leslie. -Leslie：Hi.
-Leonard：Okay, well, good night. 好吧，晚安。
-Penny：Okay, well, good night. 好吧，晚安。
-Leslie：That ain't gonna make your point.
ain't：[口]=am not , are not, is not gonna：[口]= going to make your point：说服 还不够劲。
That's enough. Call me. 够了，给我电话。 -Leonard：Right. 好的。
-Penny：Okay, good night.
好的，晚安。 -Man：Uh, what? 什么？
-Penny：Had a great time. ciao.
ciao：[意](见面问候语或告别语)你好! 再见! 今天不错，再见。
-Sheldon：I'm sorry, I am not going back to the renaissance fair. 抱歉，我不会再去那个文艺复兴集会了。
-Howard：Come on, Sheldon. There're so few places I can wear my jester costume. jester：小丑 costume：服装
拜托Sheldon，没有多少地方我可以穿小丑服装。
-Sheldon：I don't care. There are far too many historical anomalies for my comfort. anomalies：畸形人物，异常现象 comfort：舒适
我才不管，那里太多历史怪现象了，不对我的胃口。 -Raj：Okay, how about this? 好吧，你看这个如何？
You can go dressed as a star trek science officer exploring a planet similar to earth in the 1500s. star trek：星际迷航（科幻电影系列） explore：探索 planet：星球 similar：类似的 你可以穿装扮成星际迷航的科学官，探索一个类似十六世纪地球的星球。 -Sheldon：You mean, like Spock?
你是说像Spock那样[星际迷航里“企业号”上的科学官] -Raj：Sure. 对的。
-Sheldon：Fascinating. 太棒了。
-Leslie：Hey, fellow scientists... Sheldon. 嘿科学家们?Sheldon
-Leonard：Why don't we all move over there so Leslie can join us? 我们干嘛不移到那边去，这样Leslie就可以坐在一起了。 -Howard：Yeah, let's do it. 好的，去吧。
-Sheldon：If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest one potato, two potato? Or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology. experimental：实验的 methodology：方法论
如果你很难决定去做哪边，我可以建议看一下《一个土豆，两个土豆》[影片名]或者我叫它的Leslie Winkle实验性方法论。
-Leonard：Don't make this hard for me. 别让我难做啊。
-Sheldon：It's not hard. It's simple. You can either sit with me, your friend, colleague and roommate or you can sit with an overrated scientist you might have sex with. simple：简单 colleague：同事 roommate：室友 overrated：高估的
一点也不难，非常简单，你要么跟我，你的朋友、同事还有室友一起坐，要么跟一个你们可能一起睡过的被高估的科学家一起坐。 -Leonard：You're right, it is simple.